Ads with Simon | Meta Ads & Creative Strategy

Ads with Simon | Meta Ads & Creative Strategy

What you can't see from inside one Meta ad account

I walked my customer off the social media cliff

Sep 18, 2026

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3 min read

I walked my customer off the social media cliff

You know what she buys. Do you know what she believes?

Simon Robert
Simon Robert
I deleted IM8 from my swipe file

Sep 11, 2026

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3 min read

I deleted IM8 from my swipe file

The creative is doing the targeting. Meta's just watching.

Simon Robert
Simon Robert
Three static ads walk into a funnel...

Sep 3, 2026

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4 min read

Three static ads walk into a funnel...

One earns the click. One finds the buyer. One makes $1/day pretty hard to argue with.

Simon Robert
Simon Robert
Your ad will never make it to the group chat

Aug 27, 2026

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4 min read

Your ad will never make it to the group chat

Unless you get why she sends "this is so us" and he sends "I get this."

Simon Robert
Simon Robert
The shorter their attention span, the longer your ad should be.

Aug 24, 2026

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4 min read

The shorter their attention span, the longer your ad should be.

How to beat brainrot: a widower, a biker, and a fake doctor diagnosing cortisol.

Simon Robert
Simon Robert
Gossip, intimacy & cringe are printing money on Meta

Aug 19, 2026

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3 min read

Gossip, intimacy & cringe are printing money on Meta

The two formats behind it, and how to run both (even at the bottom of your funnel.)

Simon Robert
Simon Robert
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